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OUR FAVORITE TOASTS

 

 

May we live to learn well, and learn to live well.

 

Here’s to you and here’s to me
The best of friends we’ll ever be.
And if we ever disagree,
Well, f**k you and here’s to me.

 

I am living single, but I am drinking double!

 

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

 

May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been,
The foresight to know where you are going,
And the insight to know when you have gone too far.

 

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.

 

There are several good reasons for drinking and one has just entered my head.
If a man can’t drink when he’s living, then how the hell can he drink when he’s dead.

 

May your bank account always be bigger than your troubles.

 

May those that love us, love us. For those that don’t, may God turn their hearts. If their hearts cannot be turned, may He turn their ankles so we know them by their limping.

 

Toast to the Four Hinges of Hell: May you swear, steal, lie and drink. When you swear, swear to be true to your friends. When you steal, steal away from bad companions. When you lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. And when you drink, drink with me.

 

Here’s to the nights I can’t remember and the friends I’ll never forget.

 

We might not get what we want, and
We might not get what we need,
But God help us if we ever get what we deserve.

 

Here’s to the kisses we’ve snatched and vice-versa.

 

May you live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.

 

May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

 

Here’s to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat. Here’s to our wives and sweethearts, let’s pray they never meet.

 

May the roof above us never fall in. And may the friends gathered below it never fall out.

 

Here’s a toast to your enemies’ enemies!

 

May your neighbors respect you, Trouble neglect you, The angels protect you, And heaven accept you.

 

As you slide down the bannister of life, May the splinters never point the wrong way!

 

To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here’s to a good sense of humor and a short memory.

 

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

 

Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint– and another one!

 

May the most you wish for be the least you get.

 

Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.